anyone else get sad when their people die? i hang my head in shame and think "i should have sent a soldier too". But the awesomeness and appeal of this game cheer me up. i feel like i really am Sam "The Hammer" Kean! 5/5!!
sniper mission
OMG I HEARD A GUNSHOT
meh its prolly the recruits practicing
THERES A BULLET HOLE NEXT TO FRANK
Frank:meh its cool dude. recruits cant aim
NOW FRANKS DEAD
oh well. accidental death
NO I SEE A SNIPER OVER THERE
FOR CHRISTS SAKE SHUT UP IM TRYING TO *gets shot*
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
attention meatbags, attention. please note that if there any rape in my prison planet is completely encouraged and whoever stole my whip will notice a self destruct button on it. its made of candy. *hears boom* i love my job
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