samusbot's Comments

Nooooooo. Just started this yesterday and the next part is overdue!!!!

Lol... if you get the gay marriage, you can lift the ball of yarn. (It doesn't do anything though D:)

Lol... I left the crew on Earth, flew the shuttle remotely, had them drill a hole and drop the bomb (on Earth), then detonated the bomb. Apparently, that blew up the asteroid.

The Impulse Laser is broken; it only works correctly when fired from the bottom—as in opposite from the menu button—row.

The controls are not very clear...

Oh wait. I'm going at it from the wrong direction... "THE WRONG DIRECTION I TELL YOU!" Mount the bunny clouds from the RIGHT SIDE, NOT THE LEFT.

I don't see how so many people beat this game, because it doesn't seem possible to get on top of the bunny clouds!

"Requires more than a leap of faith." *Does TWO leaps of faith.*

Ugh, this game is just too fast, especially when moving horizontally.

Why is it that the owner ALWAYS goes through the entrance you're closest to, and also can hear you even when you don't move or make noise?

Of course I didn't get into Madagascar (AGAIN)... Not even ONE boat ever stopped there!

Wow. I'm almost completely certain that Madagascar just saved itself from infection by 1/10 of a second. UGH.

ARG. It WAS a trap!

Oh god. This game is inducing some pretty bad nausea from the lack of... something. Mostly defined boundaries.

It's a rocket shoe!

That took me about ten minutes... Cool game with a nice concept.

The controls and the levels themselves are fine, the problem is that the game runs so fast that it's difficult to actually press the correct keys at the correct times.

What are the chances of failing to move left ten or more times in a row? Infinitely high.

Incidentally, if you look at the guy after getting the red liquid, you'll probably end up with a jester following you for the rest of the game.

THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL IS BEAR? DEAR? FEAR? GEAR? HEAR? LEAR? NEAR? PEAR? SEAR? TEAR? WEAR? YEAR?