sapriina

me and a bunch of friends had a photography assignment,and when asked by our professor where we’d like to go to take pictures,we all voted for the zoo; wildlife pictures and whatnot. where else would we go for tigers in the city?so the next week we all gathered together at the zoo with our assignment in hand..it took most of the day, since we started early in the morning..and i didnt pack lunch, you know, lazy.. as usual.so i went to the nearest food stall in the zoo.a waffles stall. awesome! i said.. i got one with ice cream and strawberry on it, and took it to go.so as we were making our rounds taking pictures, and me enjoying my freshly baked waffles with vanilla ice cream, we came acrooss the primate enclosure and one of my friend, Dave.. he’s one of those friends who tries so hard to be funny and amusing (when he’s not.. poor dave. at least he tries)im sure u all got a friend like himso anyways, he tought it would be amusing to taunt the monkeys in the enclosure..its one of those enclosures with a moat thats open..so he starts pelting the monkey with peanuts saying stuff like “hey monkey! want a peanut? suck it bitch!” you know, the trying so hard speak he was amusing yet at the same time we felt bad for him for trying too hard :P now.. the monkeys..they didnt take that taunting sitting down.one of them.. the big one.,calmly came forward to the edge of the moat pooped in his hands, and started throwing it at us of course we ducked and weaved ,but unfortunally shit tropped to my waffle , i got pissed and threw the waffle at the monkey,which i shouldnt ..then the monkey, being a monkey, procceeded to eat the shit coated waffle.. and i swear to you i thought he was laughing at us while doing it.so that’s the (fake) story of how I got that nickname.