Man, no matter how many times the duck is eaten by a crocodile or hit by an avalanche, it just gets back up and starts climbing, swimming or running again. The trainer is a jerk.
obviously there is an idiot somewhere who wrote the description, the only aspect of strategy there is in this game is using your resources so you can get to level 5 and get the hell away from this game
I can understand why three people wanted to support this anonymously
(BTW it's cause they didn't want tons of people hating on them for supporting a horrible game)
Here is what i believe the best way to win is:
Step 1: get an uzi and a henchman or two
Step 2: set the henchmen to collect coins
Step 3: fire at coinbox
Step 4: (when possible) upgrade your dexterity