There is an essential upgradable action missing! Slow your opponents down with your "Rusky Runs" Maximized it could be a vodka fueled ass flamethrower!
Changed my rating to 1 star once I got to the last jump and couldn't complete the game for a very, very, very, very, very, very stupid reason. Change your rating to 1 star and hit + if you are stuck here as well. I know, I know.....I'm ruthless.
F that last F'ing jump...totally unnecessary. I did it the first time I tried it but I didn't have the key. Now I have the key and I can't get back up no matter what I try. Things like this in a game are totally worthless and draw away from gameplay.
Please make a Don't Shit your Pants 2. "The return of number 2." Our main character wakes up and realizes he spent the previous night binging on Taco Bell and Pale Ale. As part of his morning routine he makes the mistake of having coffee and a cigarette before hitting the bathroom. Uh Oh!!! Explosivo!!!