To make all the people who want this game on steam happy, I suggest this:
Make a game that has all the loading screen running at a simulated pace.
Then, it loads a link saying something with a description like this; "Tukkun, the programmer, has decided to keep this game exclusively on Kongregate. If you want to play this, go into Kongregate and play it there." This will keep Tukkun and The Populace happy. All Hail Tukkun!
Dodo Homeworld 3 is MASSIVE! 3 time larger than Earth. Yet, the rockets NEARLY get there, but don't get pulled in by the gravity of the homeworld. Oh, and did I mention the fact that the rockets the cannon shoots are about 10x as large as the cannon? 9001/10
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That's not how Steam works -___-