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You say pink and I say black. You say normal, I say wack. You say Paris Hilton, I say Amy Lee. You say bathroom, I say tree. You say Zac Efron, I say Gerard Way. You say I should leave, I say I should stay. You say Pop, I say Rock. You say I'm obsessed, I say I'm not. You say Disney Channel, I say MTV. You say legal, I say free. You say Jonas Brothers, I say Korn. You say myspace, I say porn. You say love, I say sex. You say easy, I say complex. You say diamonds, I say metal. You said better, I say lethal. You say quiet, I say loud. You say you're disappointed, I say I'm proud. You say you're cute, I say I'm indecent. You say I'm weird, I say I'm different. ------------------------------------------------------------- 95% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5% yelling "Jump, bitch!"-----------------------------Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first: If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough..... you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ...... it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks ... it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ...... it's male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ...... you're an insensitive b * stard. If you make a decision without consulting her ....... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favour. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear.... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist... If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape ...... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob. If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ...... You don't love her anymore. If you want it too often.... you're oversexed, If you don't ... there must be someone else. Why do men die first? Because they want to.---------------------I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porflie------------------------------------------------------------why do black people only have nightmares? cuz the last one to have a dream got shot-----------------------------The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.----------Why is abbreviated such a long word?--------Have you ever noticed that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place?------Why dont you ever see the headline "Psychic wins lottery"?------- boy: i love you girl: prove it: boy: how? girl: get rid of your xbox boy: get out-------- SWEET BLACK BABY JESUS!!!! LET ME WORSHIP THE LORD IN MY OWN WAY!!!