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The Last Stand: Dead Zone

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Jun. 05, 2017

Rating: 5

In no other game will I ever be the proud owner of 95 spatulas.

Rebuild 2

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Nov. 28, 2015

Rating: 7

Must have been a wedding party got eaten by Zed, right in the house of God. Bride, groom, the proud parents, even a flower girl, all torn to pieces. I'll never forget that image. +5 Happiness

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Nov. 14, 2015

Rating: -1

Change the gravity to 999 and the ragdoll does a little dance.

Drunken Wrestlers

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Nov. 01, 2015

Rating: -1

If you set the dismemberment to 5, then don't do anything when the match starts, then the blue guy's foot comes off anyway!

ZomBlock: Survival

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Oct. 14, 2015

Rating: 0

In sandbox, sometimes the zombies jump over the sides and kill me...

Monster Battles: TCG

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Oct. 13, 2015

Rating: 0

I was supposed to survive 5 turns, but I actually depleted the opponent's health completely!

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Oct. 01, 2015

Rating: 3

I don't know about you, but I had way too much fun with the woodchipper!

Rebuild 2

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Aug. 25, 2015

Rating: 6

I finally did it! I fortified every city block on a seriously hard typical-sized map!

Sands of the Coliseum

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Aug. 04, 2015

Rating: 0

In the first three arenas, I found that aiming for the head or body was always easier. Also, I never raised the Dexterity stat but I never miss.

The Last Stand: Union City

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Jul. 29, 2015

Rating: 5

Wait a minute... How would a golf club fit in an ammunition box?

Dragon Age Legends: Remix 01

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Jul. 28, 2015

Rating: 2

With the ogre battle, was anyone else trying to slice its nape?

Pandemic 2

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Jul. 28, 2015

Rating: 7

Infecting Madagascar-The struggle is real.

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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Dec. 19, 2014

Rating: 3

I shot my ragdoll with a disc launcher, thinking "Oh, it's harmless, it'll just shoot discs." I was wrong.

Warfare: 1917

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Nov. 30, 2014

Rating: 5

That moment when your soldiers reach the end of the opponent's territory and the opponent spawns a bunch of riflemen. Of course, your forces will get mixed up, and when your soldiers shoot straight forward it kills an enemy behind them.

Warlords: Call to Arms

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Nov. 30, 2014

Rating: 0

@PeterT148 You could try Risk, the map is very similar but it has different ways of gameplay.

The Last Stand 2

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Nov. 30, 2014

Rating: 1

Something is still CONTROLLING me! Best video game line ever.

Warfare 1944

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Nov. 28, 2014

Rating: 2

Officer: Alright, squadron, now shoot at the Germans right in front of you! Soldier: Can't do that, sir, I have to shoot at the enemies in the lane farthest from mine.

Rebuild 2

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Nov. 27, 2014

Rating: 2

OK, this was probably really horrible of me, but I sent the guy who tried to create the Church of the Chosen Ones on a suicidal mission into an unscouted park with a 67% chance of death. He never came out.

Rebuild 2

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Nov. 27, 2014

Rating: 0

"I found a dog in the farm today. He didn't seem afraid of me at all, and after I fed him some jerky he followed me around all day. I think I'll name him Barfolemew." -Barfolemew Well, that's humble.

Rebuild 2

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Nov. 26, 2014

Rating: 6

"We smoked 'em... This time." Apparently we "smoked 'em" with no one at base.

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