When the outbreak occured, A Midget was outside of one of the city of Hell's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a Humvee came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 17 people. A Midget was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the Humvee. Then, as if in a dream, Naked Lady came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her boobies, drenching it. Before A Midget could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the Humvee, Naked Lady sunk her teeth into his penis.
that he could do much, being pinned under the Hummer, some hoe sunk her teeth into his Penis. He had put up a some hoe poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the 9mm's his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of Amerika decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of Porchland, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of A black person.
When the outbreak occured, A black person was outside of one of the city of Porchland's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a Hummer came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 666 people. A black person was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the Hummer. Then, as if in a dream, some hoe came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her Zenstar Rangers, drenching it. Before A black person could react, not
7. Trade as follows: Skins west, Shoes northeast, Shirts and meds south. After gaining arround 20,000 dollars, head to Poca Cosa, buy another horse, cart and 120 forage, then head to caganel, buy the double barreled shotgun, and shoes, and ammo, then head to Okadi (look at map)
8.Sell shoes to Okadi, head to Qubba.
9.talk to governor and accept his quest and the Po-Po will no longer fine you.
10.Sell Liquor and Meds to Qubba, once you have 50,000 dollars, buy another horse and cart and 5 oil drums. Head to hara and buy fuel.
11. Head back to qubba, sell the carts and horses and forage and buy a Hummvee or Landkruser. Continue trades then recruit Fort Goks soldiers. Continue process and make 1,000,000. YAY!
1. Sell donkey, Sprigfield and Ammo.
2. Buy S&W .44 and .44 ammo
3. Kill any robbers near Poca Cosa and take their stuff and sell it.
4. Buy a second S&W
5. More Bountie hunting
6. after gaining 3000 from killing robbers, go into town and buy: 60 forage, 5 food, 1 horse, and 1 wooden cart (not countryside cart).
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