The characters are ugly as hell, you didn't even give the caracters limbs or bodies, if they found you location they already would of shot you, WHY THE HELL IS KING KONG ALL HANDS AND NO NECK, all in all: Horrible game.1/5
Great game, excellent controls, hilarious concept and a great ending. Surprised it doesn't have badges. Only real problem is a lack of badges and the Reporter Entity being to easy. 5/5
This game is just a simple bit of random numbers with effects in the mix. MS Paint variety graphics, and it's basically just luck. Also,it seems the enemy always gets a card you have yet to even seen in your deck. 3/5
Way too many coconuts, and you go far to slow to dodge any of them, therefore destroying the game. You actually have to go in a random direction, and then hope to god you're going to dodge something when you begin the game. And why the hell am I a blue hourglass?!?! 1/5