... You know what? I wanna eat chicken right now. Knork, you cannot stop me from eating meat. 1/5 for copyright infringement, and for just plain stupidity in design.
When your daughter says "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk: HAVE AT YOU!" Run.
Seriously. You run away. You run so far away.
Seriously.
VoltageGames: Actually, Zombies are based off of a real thing, Zombi. They are living people who after eating a certain plant, are in a practically comatose state. However, they can walk, and are I believe it is illegal to make one, and even moreso to use them for slave labor. However, I don't know how true that is, but I have seen many diagrams and have done much research.
My seizure is over. I am soaked in some strange urine smelling substance, naked, my arm has several bite marks, and my pants are on fire in a barrel. I have a taquito in one hand, and a photo of Osama bin Laden soaked in blood in the other. There is feces all over the floor, and a post-it saying "LIFE IS SHORT AND MEANINGLESS, FILL IT WITH PIE FOR MEANING." on the Computer monitor. I believe I have licked my own armpit, as I have hair in my mouth, and my armpit is wet, and I don't usually sweat. My arm has attempted to strangle me. I have vomit in places I don't think there should be. 1/5.
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