Girl:Are you the father of that naked baby Cyclopes?Man:Yes.why?Girl:it was captured.Man:NOOOO!!!Im heart-broken...Girl:by where-wolves...Man:wtf???werewolves???(they really should have given me a pixelated bazooka!that would be fun.oh well, time to jump them to death..)
hey guys if you wanna restart i found out how! add me a + for helping! click the wrench thing on the top right and then click abdicate! you get deleted and get 2 restart!
there is an easter egg! when you click start, it says new fact the following are facts blah blahblah, but if you click back, not next, you get the easter egg. hope i helped.
i think its ok. dolphins are meat creatures right? we are also meat creatures. go meat creatures!!!!!!!!also, if you read tis ten your awesomeness just frigin doubled!!!
best game about little duck meat creatures evar!!!! it is sooooo cute! i wanna call him george! i wanna hug him, and love him, and squeeze him, and pet him, and feed him, and hug him, and pet him, and feed him, and i wanna call him george.
its good. but its glitched up, the leveling up is to hard, the pets die after 3 hits, and you have to pay 200 gold to teleport back to town. WTF???? also the trees need to be see-through when your behind them. i cant fight blind! The inventory is to small, and beetle eggs take 20 mins real time. snake eggs take 40 etc. eventually, im going to wait 12 hours to pass before my eggs hatch. and you should be able to sell pets, not just there eggs, and the pets should be worth more. and why only 3 pet slots? there should be 10. im probably being a little offensive, but its true. pleas don't think badly of me because its just my opinion. i still think its a good game. and you should atleast make an award for beating the game.
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