Baddie 1: Hey look!
Baddie 2: What?
Baddie 1: Does that look like an enemy spy to you? Shouldn't we investigate?
Baddie 2: No! Only trucks and helicopters are allowed to move! We have to stay here.
Baddie 1: But-
Baddie 2: Wait till they get closer. For now stare at them.
Baddie 1: Okay!
Yes... yes... sneezes 100 mph... wait... the news person doesnt do anything but spout facts! how will this help me conquer the kingdom... ( this is a joke dont downrate)