A tip: Enemies that cross back over their spawn die. Just after the wave begins, use an ice bomb and regular bomb on the enemy troops. Combine this with a focused attack on either the top or bottom of the screen leads to an easy win, especially when you focus on keeping the path clear for your men.
Glasses teleport: Jump on beginning home and do obstacle course; remember to check the trees afterwards. Dinosaur teleport: Halfway in there's a blind jump, there is a platform a full powered-jump forwards. Check the boss after you do both of these, I found it pretty good.
I broke the game and fell through the ground, however I am roughly 2,000M under the earth at this point so I'd say I'm in a decent position to avoid the asteroids :D
For the impossible scoring and basically playing a video loop, I give you a 0/5; but for fun try getting moving your paddle 'into' the ball when it starts to cross your threshold. Just for the shakiness of the paddle, I give you a pity-point.
Mostly I'm noticing people make their instruments match on what note they change on, which makes it sound choppy: Here's just a beginning of something:
8889-2---2---2---2------------------------------------------------------------------------7-6-8-82---0--1----------------------------------------------------------------------a---3-3-3-3-3-------------------------------------------------------------------
Level 25 Scientist; ability to heal himself is a bit too powerful imo. ||Two bugs/issues I found; First, when recycling items the Diskette is worth 75 credits, but if you add the diskette after a couple of regular items they are worth the roughly what the last one put in was worth, about 250-5k credits each. Second; you can move 2 tiles for 1 AP; you can move a total of 20 tiles for a full bar whereas if you were to do it in two clicks, you'd only get 12 squares in two clicks for a full AP bar.||
The satire wasn't even vaguely disguised, but I loved every minute of this game; a tip, the electric weapon fully upgraded does almost better than the homing missiles, and fully upgraded and placed in the very up-most part of your ship can reach outside the screen; also is much cheaper than homing missiles. (For a cheap 100% upgraded ship, buy a ton of agility boosters and upgrade them instead of weapons).
This game was pretty easy overall, just make sure to capitalize on those newspaper stands early and drain all of your customers money; maintain super serving speed and once you build your second restaurant, go for Delivery Drivers ASAP ($2000, you'll make 1/4 of it back in that one turn alone). Should keep you about 5% of the computer on that alone.
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