shaitan16

My name is Nathan, and im a metalhead. love disturbed, sys. of a down, metallica... Sry, my profile is hella long, but i have diverse interests :) Started kong in RS (Road Scholars, not runescape), quickly became involved with the politics there... when the big split came i shuffled between RS and LoG (League of Gamers) for a while, until i ended up following djkittn to the Garden, and it was so nice there that i decided to stay. After a while, i grew bored, so i left on another journey to find a home. I searched a few rooms, but none were friendly until i ended up in the Red Bucket. A few minutes after I arrived I ran into my friend Measle, so I stayed, and am happy! My little brother is also on kong, his username is Zaphod_Beeblebrox and he patrols my old rooms and his original one, Velocity. Red Bucket quotes: roguesrule: *slaps shaitan with a tuna* i challenge you to a clown oFF! D: redage1: Kongregate Notice: Your a vagrant. Sorry for the inconvenience. LoG quote time!! nutcase07: Shaitan, for your irresponsible behavior, you have been set to the set of Jackass 3.0 to get your balls ripped off by piranhas and eaten by Bam Margera. Retribute: If you did not intend a pun, than you would likely not even notice the possibility of a pun. If you truly did not intend a pun, you would change the word that could be perceived as a pun, as to avoid the pun you did not intend. Ketsy: really Smuzz: my arm tastes of mango's nutcase07: Greetings smuzz, pot, shaitan, Dibbs, shaitan, omni, Darth, noobs, mods, developers, guests, and Wayne Brady. Infested_Cherub: I crapped directly on you. garden quotes: dude55: id puke 5 times die then come back to life from the aftertaste then die after the aftertasts taste souleater96: do you like waffles yea we like waffles do you like pancakes yea we like pancakes do you like french toast yea we like freanch toast do do do do cant wait to get a mouthful WAFFLES! WAFFLES! iRevo: You ate the Holy Hand Grenade! dudeguy774: oh my GOD! if a dead fish and a homeless man had a baby, and the baby puked, and a dog ate the puke, this smells like the rear end of that dog! Daybreaker7: my fish is neon-green with tiger stripes, and he's oddly intelligent r_U_free: one time my dog craped on da floor and my cat ate it hellfire444: i cant belive it ive been playing you have to burn the rope for the past 3 hours =/ iRevo: CAP TAIN PLLLLLLAAAAANEEEEETT *farts* Lancer873: All spy puffins are bad... well, most, aside from teh ones that are spies for me... addme: Bill Gates is hanging out with the CEO of General Motors."If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,” boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of addme: 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.""Sure,” says the General Motors CEO. "But would yo addme: But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?!!" Robokittenremix: ZOMG! A cannibalk! geekahedron: "not just instant abstract art, but also one of the toughest achievements in the whole game. congratulations" kris9597: LMAONAISE geekahedron: booze explains many things, without explaining anything at all o_O Lancer873: I am teh Lancy Pants! geekahedron: fastlikezoom qwertyrobot: There's not a single tooth in my mouth working right now. clotifoth: Holy spooge! ElDiabl0: i wanna b in a cookie Bobthepenguin: Shai... u are about as fear inducing as a group of kittens in a fluffy meadow (note: Bobthepenguin is Lancer) djkittn: It's when you traverse the lands with a coconut-clapping sidekick, recruiting knights and fighting for the glory of the higher power, fighting rabbits (with pointy teeth) and holding off depraved women, until you find a golden, glowing chalice RyanEatsBadges: I was on an acid trip and put a waffle in my Wii =( Badshad: buddah is a jolly old soul, stealing from the rich and giving presents to all the jewish children once a year kris9597: SHAITAN THE PROTECTER OF APPROIATION MasterKQR: In the garden, the mighty garden, the lions sleep tonight...in the garden, the mighty garden the lion dies tonight!! TheLetterB: One god to rule them all...we've have to throw him in the lava! Brennie: the couch, the couch, the couch is one fire... wee don't need no water, the the *blank blank blankuty blank* burn, burn *blank blankity blank* burn *insert music here* Lancer873: •(ºvº)• warlockboy: JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK! pivotman99: *suddenly dies of bad cow disorder* The 8 I'd Really Rater You Didnt's ------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------ 1. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don’t Believe In Me, That’s Okay. Really, I’m Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn’t About Them So Don’t Change The Subject. ------------------------------------------------------ 2. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don’t Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People ------------------------------------------------------ 3. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey - Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We’re Talking About Fashion And I’m Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia. ------------------------------------------------------ 4. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change. ------------------------------------------------------ 5. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******. ------------------------------------------------------ 6. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick): a. Ending Poverty b. Curing Diseases c. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator. ------------------------------------------------------ 7. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You’re Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can’t You Take A Hint? ------------------------------------------------------ 8. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If the Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It’s A Piece of Rubber. If I Didn’t Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something. Wiccan Rede Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill, An it harm none do what ye will