Oh look! My wife is floating in the water with her brains exposed, my boat is shattered, the water is red with blood and there are five gigantic piranhas jumping out of the water, missing my by inches. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to sing a little ditty ...
While I was completing the tutorial, my browser froze, so I Force Quit out of it and reopened the page. But apparently I skipped the tutorial, as I was able to do the first mission but didn't get the achievement "Boot." I tried replaying the tutorial but whenever I tried to hack the computer, a scientist with 999 health appeared and I couldn't kill him. In addition, the computer froze in countdown so I had to go back. I tried again and the same thing happened. Help?
Oh look, a large bomber. I shot it and it died. Wait - that's not the end of the level? Then where is that Ultra Bomber? What does it look like? Where the hell is it - oh crap.
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