Beginning: Hmm... this pretty fun!
After 2 tries: Ok this is getting annoying...
After 5 tries: OH MY GOD THIS IS F**KING ANNOYING
After 7 tries: Ok i'm DONE.
In conclusion: Make it so we don't have to restart from the beginning.
Well, here's my life: I started off being ugly, retarded, arnold schwarzenegger, delightful, and healthy. Later on in my life, I became ugly, genius, arnold schwarzenegger, life of the party, and unhealthy. I then got the first aid, pain killers, and surgery to make me healthy again. Then, my date that I forgot I was even dating died of prolonged illness when I was 70. I started dating another woman. She broke up with me after the first date. So I got the cologne. I was then below average. I started dating another woman. We got married and had a baby girl- WHEN I WAS 80 YRS OLD!! (eww...) I then died the the age of 110 with $2120 after feeding ducks :(.
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