shorebuck's Comments

Jul. 08, 2014

Rating: -12

Tits the breast game ever. Boobies 2/2

Jun. 22, 2014

Rating: -1

loved it. sequel soon, please (add more weapons, including grenades).

May. 03, 2014

Rating: 1

Here's what I'd like: ability to see progress towards achievements, hero and allies highlighted so they stand out (sometimes I lose them among baddies), and a little less grinding.

Jun. 17, 2013

Rating: 1

made it rain

Apr. 14, 2013

Rating: 1

If these wars were truly endless, we'd still be on the first one. The fact that this is the fifth gives me hope that this one will also end.

Mar. 29, 2013

Rating: 2

with a mustache like mine, they never had a chance

Jun. 24, 2012

Rating: 8

This little piggy went to hell!

Jun. 18, 2012

Rating: 4

You made a game about me. I demand royalties. Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!

May. 29, 2012

Rating: 0

Since when does the US have so many blimps? Oh, the humanity...

May. 28, 2012

Rating: 1

*vomits* MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO GO THIS FAST!

May. 27, 2012

Rating: 6

1) Be Michael Bay. 2) Play You Are The Road - Molyjam 2012 3) ???? 4) Profit!!!!

May. 27, 2012

Rating: 8

Not sure who's idea it was to put a dance floor in the middle of the lake...but they're A FREAKING GENIUS!!!!

May. 27, 2012

Rating: 4

*Free* sequel please!

Apr. 29, 2012

Rating: 6

I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...

Mar. 12, 2012

Rating: -3

If only he had found a car that didn't require repair!

Mar. 09, 2012

Rating: -2

I think Burrito Bison is a pretty cool guy. Eh can increase his downward acceleration at will and doesn't afraid of anything.

Feb. 25, 2012

Rating: 1

A racing game that rewards players for crashing into cars, has cool graphics and well designed tracks. 5/5. Honestly, you had me at rewards for crashing into cars.

Feb. 15, 2012

Rating: -5

I used to play Ninja Bear, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Dec. 02, 2011

Rating: 1

Monty Python references. Automatic 5/5

Dec. 02, 2011

Rating: 9

NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!