shortshorty

shorty here. im not a rapper i just had a cat named shorty and i dont know where i got the short part from.i live 4 cheese balls. I live on a place called earth. i have good friends but if zombies r chasing us im tripping u. u laugh because im different, i laugh cause u freaks r the same. i love people so if u got stung by a jellyfish i’d pee on u because im such a good friend. my fav quote is from finding nemo when dori says i shall call him squishy and he shall be mine. cheeze it: get your own freakin box. as u know i like cheeze. im a christian so god is #1. i love car crashes they r just smashing! jkjk. 4 all of those adults out there dont hit kids they have guns now. so i guess i have 2 go. just remember the TOES u step on today may be attached to the BUTT u will have 2 kiss tomorrow.