shroomqueen

I’m a mushroom, no matter what you hear otherwise. I currently reside in The Time Machine The Inconspicuous Cardboard Box.
I’m the unluckiest, insane-ist, most delicious, quickest, humanoid mushroom of them all, but also the most intelligent. I can’t spell, but I try to keep my text free of spelling/grammar mistakes.

_Likes
Food, rain, tornadoes, the colour red, tasty things, wind, the colour blue, peaches, sleep, staying at home, flash games, my computer, youtube, scorpions mushrooms.
Dislikes
My luck, becoming acquainted with viscera; mine or someone else’s, cars, stairs, escalators, elevators, bees, wasps, spiders, allergies, my glasses, pain, most people, loud noises, pain, anthrax, shrimp, bad spelling/grammar, pushy people, see-saws, merry-go-rounds, swings, doors, pain, pokey things, printers, pencils that won’t sharpen, pain, pencils that don’t have an eraser, the people in my closet, animal carcasses, The words crusty, moist and moldy, pain, blood, kneecaps, elbows, the letter K, scars, When it is raining here more than it is in England, Apples, Blood-thirsty red pandas, and small spaces.