Simonian_Emperor's Comments

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Doodle God	Feb. 07, 2011 Rating: -2 Stone+Fire= meat? What?
Collapse It	Feb. 05, 2011 Rating: 2 Apparently the sun makes a bad ass face when people get killed.
No Time To Explain	Jan. 26, 2011 Rating: 0 Fantastic game, it needs badges though, like "The glasses" achievement or something. But yeah very good game, it shows you clearly how a time paradox works.
Kid Launcher	Jan. 23, 2011 Rating: 2 Bear on a jet pack? Wth the salesman must be selling upgrades to him
Toss the Turtle	Jan. 23, 2011 Rating: 3 omg this game has a Weegee achievement! I'm giving it 5/5 just for that
Red Remover	Jan. 22, 2011 Rating: 2 "Remove the red shapes... they're misserable" removing "YEAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"
Devotion	Jan. 17, 2011 Rating: 1 This must be in China. Nowhere else could you find a guy jumping from platform to platform avoiding deadly spikes and vicious beaver-like animals just for a kiss.
Crush The Castle 2	Jan. 13, 2011 Rating: 65 I didn't know a queen could withstand being crushed by what looked like a 30 ft tall metal block.
Fade	Jan. 13, 2011 Rating: 2 If you keep on jumping all the time you can make great music.
How fast can you beat nine games?	Jan. 13, 2011 Rating: -1 68 seconds on my first try
GeoSketch	Jan. 09, 2011 Rating: 1 6 -9 46 It looks like a quark
Rocket	Jan. 09, 2011 Rating: 5 It's quite a nice game I have to say
The Visitor: Massacre at Camp Happy	Jan. 03, 2011 Rating: -2 This game has obvious flaws, in the second level you can get stuck because there's just no way to sneak up behind the squirel, it will always keep on escaping from you.
Effing Meteors	Jan. 01, 2011 Rating: 1 Wow, Pterodactyls can fly to outer space and destroy incoming asteroids? That's new.
Billy's Big Adventure 3: RPG Edition	Nov. 22, 2010 Rating: 3 Hmm that pie must be really tasty.
Demons Took My Daughter	Nov. 22, 2010 Rating: 4 No offense nerdook, but that "daughter" looks like a dude
Ultimate Assassin 2	Nov. 13, 2010 Rating: -2 Button X Pressed. Invisibility mode on. Player walked into the guard's line of sight. Gunshots "YEAH!" Game Over
Monster Slayers	Nov. 13, 2010 Rating: -4 That king looks a bit like Kurosaki Ichigo.
Infectonator : World Dominator	Sep. 23, 2010 Rating: 4 Dunno about you but I play this game because of the hot news reporter...
Onslaught2	Mar. 11, 2010 Rating: 0 omg I got to lvl 603 and my turrents are creating so many black holes the creeps can't even get out of their starting points.