"YAY! you saved us robot! but...WHY DID YOU LET HALF MY HOUSE BURN DOWN!??!" "Hey, don't blame ME man, I'm not the one who called a cut-rate robot to put out a fire, NOW if you'll excuse me, I have some upgrades to buy with this money I...um...DIDN'T find in your basement during the fire..."
(This joke is brought to you by Kongregate) Villager: "Ahhh...nothing like a nice book." (House is throw up in the air) Villager: "...Is there a draft in here?" (house lands on villager) (villager gets up and dusts himself off) Villager: "Odd weather we're having, oh well, nothing left to do but walk off screen.."
(by the mad hatters hat) "That is a great looking bell! I'd love to carry it around a whole bunch." gasp! the rabbit corpse was robbed by swamp people!
(jumps off of burning car onto a limo) yyyeeesss! I'm king of the wo- (jumps in front of the limo and gets run over by the limo) *gag* light fading, wait, I just might make it...(car tire runs over his legs) NNOOOO!!!!! well I can't crawl, but wait, hey you! coming in my direction! can you give me a lift to the hospital? (runs over his torso) *gasp* can't...make...it...talking...like...Kirk...(car runs over his head)
(animal planet) this is the most GRUESOME hunter in all history, the Antarctic penguin, it lives on about fifty turtles a-day, it's razor beak can shred the turtles hides and shells, once used as a replacement for carrier-pigeons, the government decided after the fail of the prototype carrier-penguin, they where quarantined in the Antarctic, they spent their time learning to fly, and killing record amounts of fish, but then turtles invaded, the penguins where almost killed off (by turtles and zombie penguins) but they remembered their war training, and started to use armor, then a strike force of penguins killed the invading turtles, they then left their cold home, they where last seen in the desert, massacring tons of turtles. (if you see the penguins, call 888-no-penguins, a real turtle operator will pick up the phone and listen to your sighting a turtle force will then rush to the scene.) {sorry about the re-post of this comment, the first on had a spelling error}
Flakboy: "MAN! I'm glad I signed up for this job! what's that? stand right here? AAAHHHHH DUCK!! (moves left and steps on a spring that lands him on spikes on the ceiling whilst getting roasted) AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! (lands on a timed mine) Is it over? (KABOOOMM)
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