sinnikis

I cannot release my story to the public because a major studio owns the rights to it. If you really want to know, than go to your nearest 7-11. Ask for Paco. He will give you a map to a burger king in Argentina. Go there and ask for a quadruple bacon and cheese triple burger. The cashier will ask for the password. Tell them “I have permission from the master of awesomeness.” They will hand you an ancient scroll written by Tibetan monks. Go and hold it up facing the sun on June 23,2014 at exactly 3:47 pm. On the scroll my story shall be written.