Once upon a time, two guys lived in a castle and a girl lived in a village. Later, the girl and one of the guys got stuck in a cage. In the end, the guy who wasn't in the cage has both the girl and the other guy lusting after him.
Your cutscene does not quite make grammatical sense and you have an inflated sense of self-worth; I'll play your game more and see if it's as cool and "interEsting" as you say it is.