sirnealkickass

Police often question me, just because they find me interesting.
If I were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
I once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.
I taught a horse to read my email for me.
My personality is so magnetic, I am unable to carry credit cards.
I speak fluent French, in Russian.
My charm is so contagious vaccines we’re created for it.
I am the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.
Every time I go for a swim dolphins appear.
If I we’re to give you directions you would never get lost. And you’d arrive at least 5 minutes early.
My legend precedes me, the way lightning precedes thunder.
My reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.
I am a lover not a fighter, but I am also a fighter so don’t get any ideas.