Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Satan.
Me:
im preparing to wipe out life, and u?
God:
Do you mean your name is preparing to wipe out life.
Me:
no!!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
SATAN YOU IDIOT
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
im so evil
God:
Do not forsake God.
Me:
im too evil
God:
Do not forsake God.
Me:
i kill you with mah powers
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
i dont
God:
Why not? then it crashed