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old profile: 80010514 ##########English########### FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “DAMN… THAT WAS FUN” FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff.” FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this. REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did ______________________________ bobathy19: skaren killed atlas ________________________________ [Moemouse] Eternal knight just went goomba on Skarenn ________________________________ To CylentNight: :D CylentNight: ohai o-o (reply) To CylentNight: hi CylentNight: *rapes* D< (reply) To CylentNight: ha CylentNight: *manly voice* teehee >-> (reply) ___________________________________ valhalla9: skaren i think you be the bomb yo _________________________________ weopon_x: skaren weopon_x: i thought you where boring weopon_x: YOUR ****ING AWESOME ________________________________ 10:47 [skaren] and it just stays there 10:47 [skaren] when i enter money :( 10:47 [eroge] next time give the cabdriver directions on where to go ______________________________ 5:00 [skaren] Before we go jumping to conclusions, take a step back and think this through. Like most of the various ways the world is going to end in 2012, the possibility of the Sun blasting out a huge, Earth-damaging solar flare is very attractive to the doomsayers out there. But let’s have a look at what really happens during an Earth-directed solar flare event, the Earth is actually very well protected. Although some satellites may not be… 5:00 [Syurba] meh 5:00 [Syurba] internet will be fked 5:00 [skaren] lol 5:00 [MegaChris] Maybe if we use an actionscript we can shield the earth. ____________________________ CylentNight: XD you should put those on your profile.. (reply) ________________________________ To CylentNight: :D CylentNight: YOUR A DEMON D< (reply) To CylentNight: :( _____________________________ Konman73: Is this cybersex? skaren: no,not yet __________________________________ buffdude: Skaren did know u were here _________________________________ skaren: the boogie man just ate all my testicles buffdude: ewww buffdude: skaren buffdude: ewwwww ____________________________ 12:06 [BraydenBlack] Im an admin. 12:06 [eroge] but ya get the id :p 12:06 [eroge] i'm a mod but i'm still black :o 12:06 [BraydenBlack] Developers are blue 12:06 [eroge] *idea 12:07 [BluePriest] but I mean in the text box, not at the top where it shows whos online 12:07 [BraydenBlack] Oh your email was in my junk box x.x 12:07 [skaren] brayden is red,developers are blue,i usually program,but who knows what you do :D __________________________ skaren: braggabragga? XShikamaruX: None of the good regs are on. D: XShikamaruX: Cept skaren. _________________________________ CylentNight: if ya need me, pm me o3o if ya dont, stay the **** away~ To CylentNight: i need you To CylentNight: I NEED YOU NOW! CylentNight: o-o why? (reply) To CylentNight: to clean my room CylentNight: IM NOT MEXICAN (reply) CylentNight: GO ASK GABE D< (reply) __________________________________ Hazererer: if i had a headset and i was listening to thins i would just turn my headset off weopon_x: and i would headbutt you _____________________________ 8:59 [DannyDaNinja left GDR] 8:59 [Syurba] lol 8:59 [DannyDaNinja joined GDR] 8:59 [Syurba] i didnt lol at u _____________________________ XShikamaruX: If Vin and Jello are raping Skaren, Shika wants to watch! D< _______________________________ VinnyOfTheFunk: I'm gonna rape you, Skaren. ___________________________ VinnyOfTheFunk: I was e-mailing before the Internet was even invented. _______________________________ XShikamaruX: I bet you have a secret shrine built of me in your room. XShikamaruX: LOLWUT. DeathAvenger: HOWD YOU FIND OUT???? skaren: lawl XShikamaruX: O-O phonv: *drives to vins house* skaren: -comes out from vin's bathroom- phonv: *clims to window* phonv: *climbs XShikamaruX: Comes. skaren: -goes into the kitchen- XShikamaruX: Out. XShikamaruX: Bathroom. XShikamaruX: o___________________________O DeathAvenger: *climbs out of vins bed after spending the night* phonv: *goes in his romm all ninja* skaren: WE ARE HOUSIN! ____________________________ VinnyOfTheFunk: Skaren. skaren: vinny. DeathAvenger: bob ____________________________________ daggeron_8: el grampa will bob on your el mudkippoo _______________________________ 10:50 [Narinik] ugh, i just sneesed and a chunk came out 10:51 [NineFiveThree] If it tastes sweet it's probably important part of your body and you should put it back in. _________________________________ CylentNight: *tacklesrapes gabe* o-o ______________________________ skaren: 7:20 [Enkuro] Anything fun I should do? skaren: 7:20 [skaren] build a planet on an island doorstop123: thy already did that in new york in men in black XD ___________________________________ SeXiEbEaSt: yo mama so fat she uses cheat codes for the wii fit ________________________________ SeXiEbEaSt: do u like me pop popcornfire510: yea SeXiEbEaSt: how much popcornfire510: alot y skaren: skaren,do you like me? skaren: yes i do. skaren: how much? skaren: how much do you pay? __________________________________ JennahRawr: -nuzzles beard- JennahRawr: :< JennahRawr: its soft. skaren: jen,grow your own and let vinny's beard be in peace JennahRawr: Do you have my muffin crumbs in it. JennahRawr: o -o JennahRawr: -licks beard- JennahRawr: NO JennahRawr: -nuzzles beard- JennahRawr: Do you have my muffin crumbs in it. JennahRawr: o -o JennahRawr: -licks beard- skaren: :/ skaren: jen,i'm now arresting you for sexually abusing a collection of hair with your tongue. SeXiEbEaSt: EW SeXiEbEaSt: nasty __________________________ JennahRawr: -clings to Jers leg- PlainStupid: Xd JennahRawr: o -o skaren: jen. skaren: TTHelvianTT: ~Humps Vins leg skaren: that's the same leg JennahRawr: So. JennahRawr: FINE JennahRawr: -humps the other leg- JennahRawr: ._. JennahRawr: HAPPY? ________________________________ skaren: Dingleberry Cobbler JennahRawr: That sounds.. soo.. Mmm.. __________________________________ 3:53 [ST3ALTH15] Once upon a time there was an Easter Bunny named Butt Box. Butt Box was a neon green Easter Bunny. Nobody loved him. He shot them. He killed them. Then he violated them. The End ________________________________ CylentNight: IM NOT ADDICTED TO CRACK I JUST LIKE THE WAY IT SMELLS o-o _____________________________ Stephells: -plays with my Soviet Teddy bear- Stephells: -makes him salute the USSR flag- .3. _________________________ TTHelvianTT: ~Humps Vins leg _____________________________ Darken_Spiritz: "I shall game until the day I die" Darken_Spiritz: "I'd just my tongue to press buttons if my thumbs disappear." ________________________________ benzrf: Any chat commands 'ere? skaren: go to hell skaren: thats a commonly used chat command _____________________________________ JetLag: because people are idiots (reply) _________________________________ skaren: C:/ EliminateCiberingPersons _________________________________ darkvampchick: bh is the wal mart smily? (reply) ___________________________________ To JetLag: JET!JET!JET! JetLag: [AFK] I am currently AFK (reply) To JetLag: i know you are not JetLag: [AFK] I am currently AFK (reply) JetLag: rwr (reply) To JetLag: see? _____________________________ JetLag: wil you marry me? (reply) To JetLag: uhh no JetLag: :( (reply) ___________________________________ SkystoneAdmin: Your connection to the server was lost. Please wait a moment and try logging in again. _____________________________________ bofar: Hey, Flipline is online. Ilmapallo: yup bofar: I say we upgrade the server to see if it fixes Cryo's problem. TheNiceDuck: Look! A talking admin! TheNiceDuck: those are rare. skaren: Hey,bofar just talked. FliplineStudios: Sounds good to me! bofar: I can chew gum too! skaren: no.a talking admin is rare. ______________________________________ bofar talked for more about the Remnants of Skystone server,and i'm not gonna be bothered to copy it all out. ______________________________________ SkystoneAdmin: We're shutting down the server for 15-20 mins for an upgrade, save now! ______________________________________ You can't trust anyone,and therefore, you must kill everyone. _________________________________ kiwibob: umm the best I can think of is posting up in the collabs forum .... http://www.kongregate.com/forums/8 (reply) To kiwibob: hmm.... To kiwibob: that might take weeks. kiwibob: oh I dunno some peeps live in the forums and answer stuff real fast (reply) _____________________________ ForeverLoading: SKAREN IS A LIE! skaren: indeed.i'm just a virus. ForeverLoading: I can ward off evil with my penis. ____________________________ dinosore: like when i get booted, are these people accessing my puter somehow? what are they doing? skaren: watching porn _____________________ kong. some reality. plox skaren: plox?!? tozisbak4revenge: I don't want to set the world on fire... I just want to start a flame in your heart. skaren: umm suburbanpsyco6: in other news, this game needs to die in a fire duckyrox358: Plox is another way to say please, skaren. skaren: i still need my hearth,so you must wait for a while... suburbanpsyco6: slowly, painfully, and extra crispy around the edges. like the pizzas -_- skaren: get me a coke,plox merevel: i prefer diet pepsie/md suburbanpsyco6: i prefer water merevel: water is what i drink msot of the time lol duckyrox358: I prefer milk. skaren: i prefer potato juice merevel: if milk is sans cereal its bleh suburbanpsyco6: mmm potato smoothie __________________________________ Stejabie: No, Santa calls the little girls Hos, has boys sit on his lap as he asks them what they "want" and then spys on kids durring the off season. :P ___________________________________ skaren:mcc turned. dragonfx55: ╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮ TTHelvianTT: ... TTHelvianTT: mc turned bisexual TTHelvianTT: o_o mcconnell: yes mcconnell: i believe sooo mcconnell: >.> TTHelvianTT: ... mcconnell: <.< TTHelvianTT: WHATD TRIL DO TO YOU. TTHelvianTT: >_> mcconnell: break my heart.. mcconnell: why biffin: yes me and mcc can show our love finally mcconnell: ? TTHelvianTT: Nvm then. TTHelvianTT: :\ skaren: O_O JuicyFruit237: what's the matter skaren: XDDDDDDDDDD mcconnell: ~kiks biffin in the balls and then up the ass out the window~ biffin: lol skaren: LOL BIFFIN TTHelvianTT: ... TTHelvianTT: WOW TTHelvianTT: XD biffin: he loves me reli ShuYuki: ......... biffin: its just a phase he going threw ________________________________ biffin:i hav a pecker skaren: a woodpecker? biffin: no a small penis _________________________ RavingFrenzyV2: why must my cat get all wet from some rain... Then come sit on me AStrawberrySlush: Quit making that pussy wet, raving D: ___________________________________ UnicornPooSee: THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE A SERIOUS ROLE PLAYING ROOM PPL!!! Evernessa: Unicorn!! wait I just saw the "poo" in ur name. ___________________________________ Lotias: ....God that sounded gay. Ashlynangel: Everything you say does, Lotias. _______________________ Gemini_Omega: Hey. Shorty. If you can kick my ass, the Philosopher's stone is yours, and heck, I'll even make one for that tin can of a brother of yours. _______________________________ bobathy19: lets add a bed subtract our clothes divide our legs and multiply ___________________________________ JennahRawr: IDK THE NUMBER FOR 911. JennahRawr: THERES NO 11 BUTTON ON MY PHONE ________________________________ To crockidile: OMG CROCK crockidile: DONT HAX ME DONT LISTEN TO GABE PLZ SKAREN WHERE FRIENDS (reply) _________________________________ poketronex: why is six afraid of seven poketronex: cuz seven ate nine _________________________________ 44darklink: ebony 44darklink: and ivory 44darklink: are guns dwizzle22: ebony is obama and ivory is sara palin __________________________________ AwkwardMuch: Just say much if you are referring to me damnit. r_r skaren: care much much? buffdude: lol skaren: lol King501: XD AwkwardMuch: Yeeeeesss. AwkwardMuch: < King501: Skaren is back :D buffdude: lol i thought u said skaren is black _________________________________ skaren: once,i tried to learn how to raise the dead skaren: i ended up exploding the kitchen Sinapi: Okay then… ______________________________ NOMADE: Yes skar is secretly the left hand of Jim skaren: nomade!!!how did you know that!!! skaren: thats my secret!!and jimgreer’s NOMADE: Ah, im the right hand >=) NOMADE: yes, and my brother is his left foot :P ________________________________ MichiyoAkimoto: sorry was doing the dishwasher (reply) To MichiyoAkimoto: YOU DID THE DISHWASHER!! MichiyoAkimoto: I tried to (reply) ______________________________ KyleReese78: who want sex with a 6 year old boy skaren: this isnt the site for that JetLag: Kongregate not kongredate skaren: there are childs here too . like jetlag JetLag: I’m at the young and tender age of 10 JetLag: +8 years JetLag: *misreads and bans self __________________________________ MichiyoAkimoto: * Does a series of Backflips nude…" __________________________________ Toofs: Skaren. You rock. ______________________________________ skaren: UKOS!!!you traitor!!! skaren: picks up guest 41 and hits ukos with it Ukos: silly guests… Ukos: If you had made an account, skaren wouldn’t have used you as a club. ___________________________________ Ukos: I love how I have 60 defense and 6 magic defense. skaren: D: what level are you Ukos: er.. 66. skaren: im 5 wanna swap? Ukos: :P ______________________________________ room:Torre Entel (spanish room) To NOMADE: i understood what that guy said!! NOMADE: :p (reply) To NOMADE: he said:i was in feed the ducks NOMADE: yes (reply) To NOMADE: then the other one said:there are so many mods in there NOMADE: he said the mods will eat you alive (reply) _____________________________________ To SevenofSpades: back SevenofSpades: double u bee. (reply) __________________________________ To mcconnell: knock knock mcconnell: whos that (reply) To mcconnell: imurneighbour!!!! mcconnell: O_O (reply) To mcconnell: dafatty1 mcconnell: oh (filterdodged) no (reply) __________________________________- nico313: Skaren=Stupid Kong Asshole Rubbing Everyone’s Nipple _____________________________________ To Takamatsu: knock knock Takamatsu: who’s there? (reply) To Takamatsu: your twin who got lost in 1990 and somehow didnt become a mod _________________________________ JennahRawr: Dude. Skaren's bomb. o -o __________________________________ i have faked a message of kong bot saying that there will be a maintenance on 2010 september 29. and for my surprise,it actually happened. #######Hungarian########### ¤A Kocsma¤ 2010.09.10. 17:24:17 Anyenne:ez egy szavazás 2010.09.10. 17:30:07 Darkstorm:azt hittem krumplistészta 2010.09.10. 17:31:03 Anyenne:elöször én is azért írtam ide... ______________________________ ___ really old profile: This profile is haunted.Leave,or SUFFER!!! I'm making definitions for people's names with the letters of their names.if you receive one,leave me a shout. What am i? Son,stranger,friend,boyfriend,ally,enemy, student,human,programmer,hacker,Hungarian. I don't hack things that will cause trouble to other people.Don't worry,you are safe from me.......or are you? o.O?? SCAN YOUR PC!!NOW!! ______________________________________ The only good tomato is the smashed-mashed-salted sugared sticky stuff in a red tube. Let's learn some basic grammar.I suck,you suck,he/she/it sucks,we suck,you suck,they suck skaren is not skaren without skaren,because skaren is skaren,and he wouldnt be skaren if he wouldnt be like skaren,thats skaren,and skaren will be skaren,but if skaren wont beb skaren,there will be no skaren,and the world is terrible without skaren,because the world needs a skaren because he is skaren. My record of killing the chat is:9 seconds after logging in. i beat pokerhappy in poker. ______________________________________ wealwawn: I just watch way too much poker. skaren: poker is good.it corrups the mind wealwawn: *sharpens the Mind _______________________________ skaren: once,i tried to learn how to raise the dead skaren: i ended up exploding the kitchen Sinapi: Okay then... ______________________________ NOMADE: Yes skar is secretly the left hand of Jim skaren: nomade!!!how did you know that!!! skaren: thats my secret!!and jimgreer's NOMADE: Ah, im the right hand >=) NOMADE: yes, and my brother is his left foot :P ________________________________ MichiyoAkimoto: sorry was doing the dishwasher (reply) To MichiyoAkimoto: YOU DID THE DISHWASHER!! MichiyoAkimoto: I tried to (reply) ______________________________ KyleReese78: who want sex with a 6 year old boy skaren: this isnt the site for that JetLag: Kongregate not kongredate skaren: there are childs here too -.- like jetlag JetLag: I'm at the young and tender age of 10 JetLag: +8 years JetLag: *misreads and bans self* __________________________________ MichiyoAkimoto: * Does a series of Backflips nude..." __________________________________ Toofs: Skaren. You rock. ______________________________________ skaren: UKOS!!!you traitor!!! skaren: *picks up guest 41 and hits ukos with it* Ukos: silly guests... Ukos: If you had made an account, skaren wouldn't have used you as a club. ___________________________________ Ukos: I love how I have 60 defense and 6 magic defense. skaren: D: what level are you Ukos: er.. 66. skaren: im 5 wanna swap? Ukos: :P ______________________________________ room:Torre Entel (spanish room) To NOMADE: i understood what that guy said!! NOMADE: :p (reply) To NOMADE: he said:i was in feed the ducks NOMADE: yes (reply) To NOMADE: then the other one said:there are so many mods in there NOMADE: he said the mods will eat you alive (reply) _____________________________________ To SevenofSpades: back SevenofSpades: double u bee. (reply) __________________________________ To mcconnell: knock knock mcconnell: whos that (reply) To mcconnell: imurneighbour!!!! mcconnell: O_O (reply) To mcconnell: dafatty1 mcconnell: oh (filterdodged) no (reply) __________________________________- nico313: Skaren=Stupid Kong Asshole Rubbing Everyone's Nipple _____________________________________ To Takamatsu: knock knock Takamatsu: who's there? (reply) To Takamatsu: your twin who got lost in 1990 and somehow didnt become a mod _________________________________