Blech. This game can be considered an art game but that doesn't make it good. In a game you're supposed to involve the player which this doesn't do. I just walk around until I find something and it does nothing to draw me in. This would have been better as a book or a movie.
UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I FINALLY GOT THE IMPOSSIBLE BADGE! This game is frustrating, but that special kind of frustrating that makes you want to keep playing until you finally finish it.
I decided to look at the question mark where it gave me some advice for level 5. It told me to send Taylor to the switch to unlock the door alone. Uhhh no, I've seen enough alien themed horror movies to know that it's always a f*cking stupid idea to go off alone.
"For an offering of food, gold, or women the mighty sasquatch will fight for you." What kind of women would I be offering that colossal and why aren't they in my army?
Considering this is your first game I feel a little guilty about giving you 2 stars since your game is functional but bland, boring and, repetitive. But if I tried to make a game for the first time it would probably also be bland, boring, repetitive, and buggy, dysfunctional and possibly offensive. But don't feel bad about this. Making this game is a learning experience for you.
But the one thing that put me off a lot is the aesthetics. I looked on your profile on Deviantart and it's all amazingly done and in comparison this game makes you look like a first time artist. Maybe if you make another game you could incorporate your art into it.
Don't quite understand why the game called me an obese fox when I finally finished. Sly probably burnt off all those carbs trying to find more mushrooms.