It took me over an hour to beat a 20 minute game.
I like the concept.
But I hope you Die a horrible, painful, and fiery death for ever making something so frustrating.
This Game attempts to recreate what love is.
Love is a sacrifice, but you will gain in the end.
However, let others take advantage of you and the world will be a very bleak place indeed...
Ignore them completely, though your world will be your own, you will find yourself alone, and the path in life very difficult.
I feel this accuratly represents that.
Takes a while to get used to the controls and the pace but once your used to it it's quite fun, though victory is oftin based on chance and always based on who controls the items. A good game, 4/5.
Epic Mode Protips:
Starting from the Gaurdian on, Bosses can kill both charchters in one turn from full health, be sure to utilise the autolife effect from the revive spell, Sometimes autolife by itself isn't good either, be sure to have your defense pumped as much as possible too.
Poison Stacks, This is both a good and a bad thing for you, Keep it in mind when fighting the worm penis thing.
When fighting the final boss NEVAR let yourself kill both turrets at once, Doing so may spawn two Nukes, in which there is no escape. Auto life wont save you when the enemy can kill both of you 3 times over in one turn. Also, if the tank drivers health is low finish him before anything else, he'll start orbitally bombing you.
Perks wise, Try to stay away from the Angel perk, Random autolife is great, but it just doesn't happen often enough to make a difference.
Epic mode.. the tank... It spawned...2 nukes...
both with a countdown of 0...
Even with auto life... 2 nukes...
Wiped me out...
completely impossible at the point.
WTF
Beet it as a buckaneer, quit buckaneers, beat it as a millionair, beat it as an enforcer, took over the world, Allin one playthrough. I like that you can do that.