Wanted: Evil Minions.
Must be: -Willing to jetski into enemy ships carrying tnt on your back.
-Able to pilot helicopters flying backwards.
-Willing to ride airborne missiles into enemy ship, ignoring the fact you have no control panel or any way to steer.
-Ready to sacrifice millions of dollars of equipment to capture one dolphin.
The military seemed so evil last game, I love that the soldiers have the option to stop and pick up civilians and rescue them, or secure them in a defensible location rather, one-upping the protagonist of the last game. Though it gets kinda questionable when it's revealed the city is going to be nuked and you keep doing that anyway.
I've got a top hat, cardboard armor, ripped up pants, a riot shield, clown shoes and I'm wielding a spear with a blue top.
Meanwhile I'm fighting 'Chaos Warriors' who are all in standardized uniforms. *scoffs* Posers.
I play evil characters all the time, I take joy in spreading plague across the world in Infectonator, I glee in keeping heroes from my treasures with fire, frost and poison in Cursed Treasure. But for the life of me I could not knock that poor doggy into the water, had to look up a youtube video that did it and it about broke my heart. :(
Conflict Resoluter, Peace Enforcer, Violence Abolisher. Best boss names I've ever heard. I only regret that we didn't get to meet/fight the Morality Major, but I guess that's hopefully for The Peacekeeper 2?
@ Xmiguel1x :Notice at the end when Father speaks, Sister says she hears buzzing. Robbie has some kind of radio connection, he had to go get a voicebox/speaker.
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