As a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower.
As a teenager, he was a big fan of Rick Astley.
He eventually became the first slug on TV.
Soon after, he bought a swimming pool.
He later married a slug named Diane.
Together, they had 30 kids.
He died at the age of 118.
Vampyri,Slashbat,0,7605867,40,15,24,7,3,6,5,Diane,30,118
i won whole game 2 minutes with newgrounds.
order of greatness:
1: newgrounds
2: kongregate
3: mindjolt
4: hidden ninja
5: armor games
6: crazy monkey.
1: kill dog.
2: shoot pool a few times until puddle is on radio. shoot radio.
3: shoot the cock.
4: shoot the ciggarettes but don't kill the people.
5: kill the guy then shoot the light bulb before police drive by.
6: shoot the oil barrel a few times. shoot the thing that holds the window. shoot the left wire that hold up pipe.
7: kill guy on bottom right. kill guy on bottom left. kill guy on top right. kill guy behind tree.
TAH-DAH.
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