"So what are we going to eat sir?,'well personally I eat my saliva, but what do you what?," I'll eat that that rat over there!! (all the soldiers stare at the rat, bayonets in hand).' well then get it!"
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"Tom what is wrong?' well I dropped my gun in the mud!.",'Well you can always clean it.",'Thats the problem I just spent 2 hours cleaning it (breaks into loud crying)."