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Berserk: The Cataclysm

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Sep. 29, 2012

Rating: 24

This game shows how inflated the ratings on this site is, it all nice graphics NOTHING else. System is shit, no strategy equals shit, pay to win equals shit, resource hog is shit, lots of waiting, al around its just shit with a nice glossy finish.

Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball

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Sep. 16, 2012

Rating: -3

Can not swap between the equips. Om stuck with whatever i bought last. 1 star.

a Grain of Truth

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Sep. 09, 2012

Rating: -14

1 star for demanding me to swap browser. Unacceptable.

Super Samurai Sweeper

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Sep. 08, 2012

Rating: -27

I love minesweeper and mamono sweeper and that clues/detective sweeper game where you solve murdeers are far superior to this shit.

Super Samurai Sweeper

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Sep. 08, 2012

Rating: -24

This game is the first game ive ever encountered which made minesweeper look like the pinnacle of gaming. God damn this game sucked. 1 star. After 2 daimos you die no matter what. ****ing bad.

Reactance 2

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Jul. 12, 2012

Rating: -6

f****** BULLSHIT. Nr 25 is impossible. When its on its last hp and turns into a ball at the end there is no escape. No matter how much focus you got. 6 hours wasted and all stars and all with no bombs except nr 25. 1 star for unbeatable game, research Touhou and make a better bosspattern Mr. AppretinceCheif.

Spikes Tend to Kill You

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May. 03, 2012

Rating: 3

This is what a platformer should be, the control is PERFECT. 24:32 total time. Hardest level was 23 for me. I spent more than five minutes there. God i hated that one, got shot in the ass so many times. That level had the closest and hardest timing for me. 28 only took 15 or so tries, with no guns you could position yourself really easy and make the correct jump without stress.

Push

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Apr. 23, 2012

Rating: 0

Some levels are stupidly hard even on easy. Bad difficulty curve and the controls are really bad. Good idea, sucky execution.

The Deeplight Expedition

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Apr. 22, 2012

Rating: 0

@150xFIVE Thats becasue you are touching the wall behind you when you try to jump. Not strange at all in a platform game. But its indeed "fake difficulty" not really bad control because if you think of it it doesn't affect you but it does screw you over once in a while by missing a jump here and there when you are not thinking of it. In one place i had to actually use that walljump from the ground to take the route i wanted which saved me some dangers.

noitcelfeR

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Apr. 21, 2012

Rating: 2

Theres a far harder game exactly like this one (platformer&puzzle with a reflection) called Rejoin where you are a demon and your reflection moves just like you do except it can fall down holes and such. Quite fun.

i saw her standing there

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Apr. 19, 2012

Rating: 4

Cant get achievement due to finishing the game before it got achievement.

NoNoSparks: Genesis

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Apr. 18, 2012

Rating: -6

"Fake difficulty" since logic is not enough to solve the larger ones. You have to brute force it by just trying until the line lights up, starting with the lines with a single high number on at first etc. (in the end even this is hard to do, due to there being no high numbers. causing each line to have way too much permutations with many 1s and 2s) Due to this, the game gets 1 star.

Trigger Knight

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Apr. 02, 2012

Rating: -4

Only weapon = death. Only armor = death. A 1:1 ratio = death. Most weapon a few armor = death. Most armor few weapon = death. Dies no matter what at day 10+ due to enemies doing 1000 dmg or more and attacks twice for each of your attacks. I have to conclude its all luck and that means its a shitty and broken worthless game. 1 star.

Axon

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Apr. 01, 2012

Rating: 7

Hard badge is too hard. Too much luck involved. Ive been locked in by red blots the very instant i got out of a green or yellow boost.

Burrito Bison Revenge

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Mar. 12, 2012

Rating: 2

@davidxrawr Considering I had to get over 25000m 9 times before it triggered. It wasn't until I passed the door at 32k i got the badge, DUE TO THIS I THINK THE HARD BADGE IS HARD ENOUGH. Also from reading quite a few comments from people having the same problem as me the hard badge is just fine. Dont forget, It takes a hell of a lot of time to get enough cash to be able to get far in survival mode too.

PRIOR

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Mar. 11, 2012

Rating: -12

Game breaks in 2 ways. 1#Game starts to lag horribly at a certain time, when you open the 4 doors when going down from admin to the left, i think its the way to the basement. 2#Rooms are also going completely grey breaking the game as you cant navigate them. 1 star due to this but othervise the game is really nice.

Sushi Cat

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Feb. 27, 2012

Rating: -4

LVL13 is broken,if you eat several pieces you cant get down. The cat was bouncng around and consumed everything and moved for 20minutes around the middle before i refreshed kong. Lvl 14 is also bad. Was stuck to teh wall for 5 minutes before i refreshed kong again. 1 star for broken design. The game is fun though but if its broken it cant get more than 1 ever until fixed.

This is the Only Level 3

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Feb. 05, 2012

Rating: -8

Level 27 is bugged. No highscore lists loads. First time ive been dissapointed in these games. Broken game equals 1 star.

My Little Army

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Jan. 13, 2012

Rating: 0

Fastest gold on easy. 15 second win on Assassinate III for 13040 gold. Max energy upgrade and meteor. Cast 3 quick meteros on the alien/bugs.

Scriball

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Jan. 11, 2012

Rating: -4

The first phase of the boss with the red balls is too hard. The laser one is annoying as *** depending on where you got stuck with the boss but instead enables much more control to evade death. Overall too *** hard. 2 stars for a fun game otherwise.

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