snailofspeed's Comments

this game and the new ui are both absolute dumpster fires

holy shit. who decided this music was acceptable

When your physics engine is absolute trash and the kongpanion misses the box..

The english language is not descriptive enough to express how bad this game is

can't believe 56 people had the patience to get the impossible badge on this steaming pile of shit of a game

i said it before when it was BOTD and i'll say it again, this game and everything about it sucks ass. absolute waste of time trash

This game sucks ass in so many novel ways it's actually impressive. Offline progress cap Offline progress requires you to be on the battlefield tab to actually process, processing takes forever for something that could have just been background calculations, far far too many levels of "prestige" "ascend" "transcend"

Internal Server Error

bro the lag and pointlessly slow animations make this unplayable

This game like all kongregate games is pure dog shit

this is shittier runescape with way more steps

So like does loading just not work?

Seems easier to cut the cable than my arm with the saw..

nah this game sucks ass

Great platformer! I think it's just hard enough and the save points are well thought out so that you don't have to redo too much. There are definitely some bugs, particularly with how you can stick to walls, but they don't generally get in the way of gameplay (Chrome + MacOS)

crashes constantly