What can we do to make this game as horrible and shitty as possible? I know! Let's make a mode where the already worthless turrets can't even be built and make the fully upgraded main weapon be about as effective as throwing rocks at a mountain. Oh and the mountain has about a million friends who can travel faster than the weapon can fire.
Want the impossible badge? Then get ready to have your mouse button held down constantly and pressing the 1,2, and 3 keys more times than you can count for the next dozen hours.
If you're gonna make the enemies harder to kill then at least give me more upgrades for my damage. I have full damage and I'm just barely able to kill balloons after the 2nd boss in elite mode.
Tips for fighting different enemies: zombies,scorpions, and giants are unable to hit you as long as you keep moving so try to fight them with hit and run tactics, all flying enemies will hit you hard every time you hit them so dodge their attacks and hit them from behind or hit them as they swoop at you before you jump out of the way, rhinos and turtles will always hit you if you run through them so jump over them or quickly step back when they strike and hit them while they are momentarily stunned, hope this helps!
There is nothing worse than making it all the way to day 15 and never seeing a dragon through your last 7 playthroughs and having to waste your divine edge on a golem that's one hit away from killing you and then having the next enemy be a dragon you slaughters you....
"First launches are always hard" You mean they're complete BS luck. 6 out of 10 launches there wasn't a platform anywhere near me so I had to instantly restart. I don't mind having to grind for money but 3 days? At least make it 5 to give us a chance. Or change the badge difficulty to impossible because it's a purely luck badge.
*starts playing survival* Oh this isn't so bad, 20,000 meters will be a piece of cake *all 3 bosses show up at once before I even make it 2,000 meter* well f*ck you too game
*kills a drug dealer* *gets 'some drugs or something' and a 'drug dealer's lung'* This game is so messed up but amazing at the same time. Especially the time I fought an overweight cow that attacked me with a moo.
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