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Viktor the Nth

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Sep. 08, 2013

Rating: 2

@KG900 What would be the point of upgrades? In all cases but the last portion of the mountain, you can easily reach a point at which death is necessary before using your 30 years up.

Brawlin' Sailor

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Sep. 05, 2013

Rating: 6

Four endings, then? One where you beat up both the dog and the drunkard, one where you leave both, one where you beat up the drunkard but leave the dog alone, and one where you beat up the dog but leave the drunkard alone? Well, only one happy ending, then.

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

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Aug. 22, 2013

Rating: 0

Bit of a hole in your Social Contract argument. The whole fact that the contracts can be broken is the reason for them not to be broken, because by breaking them you give the person you made the agreement with the right to do so as well. The reason violent street-gangs don't just promise to make trades, then kill the person they made the agreement with, is because they'll probably lose some of their own men as well. It's not a matter of there being a king to reinforce it; the natural state does that on its own.

King's Ascent

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Aug. 10, 2013

Rating: 4

I'm seeing so many comments with people saying "The story is horrible because the king isn't a villain!" No kidding; that's the point of the story!

King's Ascent

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Aug. 08, 2013

Rating: 3

Nice thing about the story was that if you thought about it for more than three seconds, the advisers are the bad guys.

Ultimate Assassin 3

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Jul. 29, 2013

Rating: 2

GunsNRosesLover: They aren't flashlights. They're their FOVs.

Pretentious Game 3

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Jul. 18, 2013

Rating: -5

Do you have some sort of phobia of cars?

Decision 2

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Jun. 21, 2013

Rating: 2

@Phazonmissile Much poorer*

Vex 2

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Jun. 21, 2013

Rating: -3

Terrible. Sorry. I really don't like this game. The controls are unresponsive, and the spikes slide down FAR too slowly. Honestly, just have them stay up for longer and go down faster rather than make it so that every time you try to go past them you die from the spikes being half a centimetre over the ground.

Decision 2

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Jun. 19, 2013

Rating: -11

Why does it need badges? Do badges somehow enhance the gameplay? Nothing NEEDS badges. Badges are cool, but they aren't necessary for the success of a game. Otherwise I wouldn't still be playing Azul Baronis.

Pour The Fish

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Jun. 19, 2013

Rating: 1

Did you forget to replace the lava placeholder with actual lava or something?

Blob's Story

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Jun. 19, 2013

Rating: 2

It's like Cut the Rope but with less terrifying monsters!

Ragdoll Avalanche 2

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Jun. 14, 2013

Rating: 1

If you push the keys in time with the music, you become immune to death. Promise.

Battle Dawn

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Jun. 13, 2013

Rating: 3

Can someone finish the minigames, please?

TrashTech

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Jun. 12, 2013

Rating: 3

British_Tea_Cup, this feels more like a teaser for something bigger. I bet there's going to be a third game in that series coming very soon.

Mini Commando

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Jun. 11, 2013

Rating: -2

OH LOOK, one of the only clear-cut villains in human history is once again used for a video-game. How innovative.

Haven: Prelude

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Jun. 05, 2013

Rating: 1

The dialogue wasn't exactly well-written. TNS Darkstar: "Okay everyone, 2 light-years from the Maazoul system. T_T" All the other ships: *Jump in completely random directions*

Ninja Slash

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May. 29, 2013

Rating: 4

Would like to point out that by downloading Ninja Slash and playing it offline, you're stopping the devs from getting money from advertising, which is the only way they get revenue from you playing.

Sarah's Run (preview)

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May. 23, 2013

Rating: 1

There are really only two things this game needs to be marketable: more levels, and Doom's "go **** yourself" button for when you complete a puzzle. 5/5

Ninja Assault

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May. 16, 2013

Rating: 4

The lightning bolt ability is pretty awesome. If you're low on health, just stun a few bad guys and wait for Regeneration to heal you up.

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