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Crystal Story

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Sep. 21, 2011

Rating: -3

So Zombie Defense is the sequel to Doom: Repercussions of Evil? Well, at least now we know what happens after John was a zombie.

Zombocalypse

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Sep. 21, 2011

Rating: 4

The 2x Damage powerup sound effect plays even while muted. Same for some of the level up sound effects.

Zombocalypse

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Sep. 20, 2011

Rating: 1

Why does the dual pistol use up ammo twice as fast? I have two pistols, so they should each have the ammo of one pistol.

Delivery Man

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Sep. 20, 2011

Rating: -2

The achievement text runs down vertically. I have no idea what to do to get the achievements.

Pirates Vs Ninjas

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Sep. 15, 2011

Rating: 3

Before anyone says anything about that one song being the Spongebob theme, it's not. The Spongebob theme is based on an old sailor's song called "Blow the Man Down".

Monster Corp

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Sep. 11, 2011

Rating: -7

Is the game not loading for anyone else?

BioGems

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Aug. 24, 2011

Rating: 1

A spider named Ditko... Nice reference.

Tanooky Tracks

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Aug. 14, 2011

Rating: 4

Okay, I'll respect your decision to intentionally mispell tanuki, but couldn't you at least make the plurals "tanookies" instead of "tanookys"? There comes a point where purposefully making things more childish stops being cute.

Little Wheel

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Jul. 30, 2011

Rating: 6

There was a level in Donkey Kong Country Returns that reminded me a LOT of this game, both in visual style and (sort of) music style. Check out World 7-1 (or "Foggy Fumes") on Youtube to see for yourself.

Help the Hero

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Jul. 23, 2011

Rating: -4

A game that's literally nothing but inventory management...? Well, people are enjoying it, so I guess I can't call it a bad game. I've had enough of this kind of thing for a lifetime though, thanks. Keep on keeping on, Armor Games.

Wasted Youth, Part 1

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Jul. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

Well, I was about to say my piece on Dave, but it's already the top comment... But, curiously, he actually did turn in a handwriting assignment. So either he exists, or... Wait, I didn't check the date on his assignment. Didn't someone's say "?/?/10"? Maybe there's a hint on the date... Gah, I wish you could redo missions to check.

Snailiad

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Jul. 04, 2011

Rating: -14

Hmm... You might want to do something to improve the jerky screen. My guess is that you're trying to get the screen to move one "block" at a time, but Flash is automatically moving it to keep up with the snail... Or something.

Dreamsong Catcher

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Jun. 12, 2011

Rating: 2

"Dreaming of a loony samurai sniffing a girl all day long." What. The. Crap.

Elements of Arkandia

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Jun. 09, 2011

Rating: 1

People say the debt ruined the game, and then they say the debt removal ruined the game... I'm sure most of both sides don't really know much about designing games, though. The debt system was flawed, that's all. Worth revising, mainly the whole interest aspect of it. It certainly wasn't a good idea to have the interest rates go up when you didn't pay it, causing beginning players to panic in an attempt to reduce it with their early crap, and reducing the challenge the more progress you made. Not to mention having the shop count as a "day", and charging you money for trying to make enough to pay it off.

Elements of Arkandia

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Jun. 08, 2011

Rating: -1

Oh my god, the default character name is Urist McMage. Instant 5 for Dwarf Fortress reference.

NES Music Quiz

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May. 31, 2011

Rating: 495

Woah. I kind of freaked out when I tried to type "hockey" for one of them, and got a voice clip saying "MORE SPECIFIC!"

Sketch Alley

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May. 31, 2011

Rating: 0

Please improve the functionality of this game. There are many issues, but one that comes to mind is being able to remove a story from the "My Stories" list. Since the tutorial for Story Mode decided to choose the story for me, and I had no option but to contribute to it, I now have "The Big Cock Part 2" permanently stuck on the list. And giving me updates whenever someone contributes to it. >.<

Sketch Alley

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May. 30, 2011

Rating: 1

There should REALLY be an option to edit a previous image in case you made a mistake. I thought it would ask me to put in a word after I drew the image, so my brilliant sketch of "Shakespeare" was submitted as "angel". >.<

Insectonator

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Apr. 07, 2011

Rating: 2

Drop a nuke and shoot it with lightning to kill yourself.

Clarence's Big Chance

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Feb. 24, 2011

Rating: 20

Remember, folks, if you accidentally eat a cheeseburger, you'll ruin your chance of love forever, no matter how hard you try.

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