"Hey, I hear bomb noises!" "Don't worry about it, our bazooka guys are taking target practice." "I hear screams!" "It's probably the other men singing out with their horrible voices at the top of their lungs..." "Oh my gosh, the guy behind me's dead!" "Don't worry...just keep a look out for the enemy. It's not like they can shoot us from behind."
Okay, why is the police RUNNING away from Burrito Bison? Shouldn't they be ATTACKING Burrito head on instead of waiting until he impacts them on the ground and have a chance of being squashed like a candy they all are?
Huff...Huff....Day 23. Still wolking in the middle of a desert. Somehow, I still haven't starved to death. I don't know what to do or where to go. Why god? Why put me in such a secluded place?!? WHAT IS MY OBJECTIVE HERE?!? WHY DO I HAVE A WRENCH?!? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT?!?
Okay, so my goal is to kill everyone? -places a bomb near the hobo- Muahahahaha!
-everyone near him dies except for the hobo, and the building somehow doesn't hurt the hobo-
O_o That is one invincible hobo. Is it the beer?
Somehow, I MISSED with a 100 mile wide astroid when I aimed it at the radioactive T-Rex, yet, when I lauched a stupid little 20 mile wide at the damn T-Rex, it IMPLODED. How is THAT POSSIBLE?!?!?
Just one thing: If you buy the turret, and then buy the turret capacity x2, you can use the turret anymore, you'd just keep on reloading for the turret. Wonder why is that...?
Other than that, great game!! Really needs achievements.....4/5. :/
To beat the last level, (as eveyone keeps on saying): Use the elven race to fight the enemy. You should first upgrade your arrows, and your mana as well. Use the bombermen and hobbits to keep/ slow the enemy down. Beware, when the enemy castle is nearly down, they will send out an extremely huge and wave, so use ONLY strong units, hobbits won't help AT ALL. It is recommended to use ONLY flying units, like the red dragon and angel knight. ALSO, MAGIC HEALS THE FINAL BOSS, SO BEWARE OF USING MAGIC! When fighting the boss, use only flying units, or the boss will hit 1k on both land AND flying troops.
I repeat for those who didn't see:For levels 16 and 17: there will be a boss after you have nearly defeated the castle. The first one will be a dark toad overlord. It is tougher than it looks. It will have 350k hp, 0% on magic, melee and ranged attacks, but 90% block on fire, ice, and lightning elements. Use ONLY your strongest units, as it can hit extremely high. For level 17 boss, an extremely large black dragon called The End, has 999000 hp, and the same block rate as the toad boss. But this boss is able to hit 999 damage, so be careful. Use super arrows as much as you can. Repeat if this helps.
For levels 16 and 17: there will be a boss after you have nearly defeated the castle. The first one will be a dark toad overlord. It is tougher than it looks. It will have 350k hp, 0% on magic, melee and ranged attacks, but 90% block on fire, ice, and lightning elements. Use ONLY your strongest units, as it can hit extremely high. For level 17 boss, an extremely large black dragon called The End, has 999000 hp, and the same block rate as the toad boss. But this boss is able to hit 999 damage, so be careful. Use super arrows as much as you can.
This game is too slow. It really needs a fast forward button, maybe? Or just increase the pace of the game altogether. Other than that, it's a pretty good game. 4/5.
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