A satanic eggplant makes a gigantic egg get stuck in a hole, then a actual living udder comes over and pees milk all over the egg, then gets abducted by aliens. Am I on drugs?
Once upon a time there was a girl and a boy. They lived in a famous castle.
Far away was a angry, poor young boy. He became a evil wizard and trapped them both in a cage where they died and he took over the world.
The end.
Honestly, I questioned what was going on from the start when the casual collective got replaced by KIXEYE. I didn't play this much because every 5 seconds I look away, I get attacked by somebody with maxed out monsters in huge amounts, but this is a horrible move. All the people who payed don't get money back. Yeah, thanks KIX-Idiots. Seriously.
You probably do want the money. And just ignore anyone who wants it back. Sigh.
Now you just have battle pirates, a rip off of backyard monsters (collect resources, build units, attack, repeat)
and another one that just resembles a modern shooter these days, and one I can tell its going to be a MOBA.
I remember when the casual collective was around. At least they could have original games. KIXEYE, You are dead to me.
Marine: Sir! It appears that a small child is flying around the top of the atmosphere in a cardboard box. What will we do?
Commander: FIRE THE MISSILES!
Lance: Who made you in charge?
Anna: I'm the main character now, get used to it.
(BEST LINE EVER)
Also, the premium content REALLY doesn't matter cause you can play the game without it perfectly fine.
You: Oh, where am I? I guess my balloon crashed. Oh shoot, monsters! Lets kill them using this pistol I found! MORE MONSTERS! Ohey, a truck! Shopkeeper: Yo, I sell guns! I'm from that small town afew centimetres away! Want me to give you a lift? You: Nah. I'll take the shotgun. Shopkeeper: Ya sure? You: Yeah, I have a balloon with amillion holes in it, Ill just fly out!
Now, I know everyone has said this but... WE NEED CO-OP. Anyways, moving on.. Am I the only person who is bothered by the fact when every round ends we lose our multiplier in the short time after the end?
Alright, Finally took care of the pirate that stole the kings bathtub. *PLOT TWIST* Now i have rescued my sister!! Sister: I DONT WANA GO
*PLOT TWIST* Finally, That pirate has his beard back. Pirate: NOW I MUST FIGHT YOU *PLOT TWIST* Ugh, Finally done. Wait what? Collectibles?..
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