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Covetous

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Jul. 11, 2015

Rating: 2

What do you mean I can't go inside of his dick?

Amorphous+

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Jul. 08, 2015

Rating: 4

One day, Cloud's magnificent hairdo got ruined by the acid from a Meltie, thus rendering him bald forever: To avenge his once-existent keratin pride, he now rides forth into the battle against the Gloopies armed with nothing more than his illogically huge sword, determined to save the world. Or at least its hair.

Pandemic 2

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Jul. 07, 2015

Rating: 25

1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) Watch Madagascar burn to the ground. Laugh. 11) Keep this comment alive.

Pinata Hunter 2

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Jul. 07, 2015

Rating: 0

I remember when I sold kids weapons of mass destruction to murder piñatas. Good times.

Experimental Shooter 2

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Jul. 06, 2015

Rating: 6

Boomerang end. "Imma summon so many!" Starts next level. Beats next level. "WTF did I do?

Amorphous+

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Jun. 14, 2015

Rating: 3

Did the guy get his sword from Cloud? Because that would explain why it's so fricking big.

Help the Hero

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Jun. 10, 2015

Rating: 3

This music, it's from another game I know! Something getting birds to find a sheep. I still love it!

Time Goes By

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May. 09, 2015

Rating: 1

To everyone who thinks that this isn't a racing game: it isn't SUPPOSED to be a racing game at all! If you're looking for action then go somewhere else because all we have is music that you are too bored to listen to. Does it say racing, action, adventure, or anything like that for that tags? NO! Wanna know why? Because this is a game about MUSIC! If you paid attention, you would see that the background changes with the music! Stop criticizing this game when it is plain that you never set foot on the first level. Take time to actually PLAY the game and enjoy the music instead of bashing it for something you don't want it to be. If you don't like it one bit, then why did you even come here in the first place? To be a troll? God knows we have enough of those already.

Bloons Pop Three

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May. 09, 2015

Rating: 0

This is the game that never ends~ I'll pay five dollars for this game~ [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅][̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅][̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅][̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Dreamsong Catcher

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Apr. 08, 2015

Rating: 1

"A purple monkey building a purple bunny as darkness descended." ... FNAF 4 CONFIRMED!

Dreamsong Catcher

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Apr. 08, 2015

Rating: 2

"Dreaming about a girly seashell that fell in love with a sleeping bed across burning sands." That is every love story in a nutshell.

Mu Complex : Episode One

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Apr. 03, 2015

Rating: 1

Your are now on ccm_02? What?

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

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Apr. 02, 2015

Rating: 2

If the final badge is the 4th HGTTG book title, then is the max level 42? And is a towel the most powerful weapon in the game?

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

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Mar. 28, 2015

Rating: 3

Me thinks misiumisiu is a hacker. All-time kills

Learn to Fly 2

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Mar. 28, 2015

Rating: 1

There are so many people using cheat things to ruin the scores. It really is sad that we are too lazy to play the game and enjoy it. The games aren't just for the badges, it's for the fun you get. Competing with friends to see who can get the best score, now it's just people hacking because it takes too much effort to play the game. That itself is telling the maker that you only play the game for the badges. Please stop hacking and think about it. It isn't fair to people because their highscores can't be put up because the all-time list is full of hackers. Please prevent hackers from taking over our games and scores! Please + if you agree and keep this alive!

Idle Planet

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Mar. 24, 2015

Rating: 6

Flowers live in lava. And so do animals. Does that mean most RPG games are real?

Vulpin Adventure

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Mar. 18, 2015

Rating: -1

"Air damage caused by the preferred method of yellow rodents." PIKAACHUUUU

Everybody Edits

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Mar. 08, 2015

Rating: -14

Dear god, YOU NEED TO STOP TROLLING!

Transformice

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Feb. 22, 2015

Rating: 21

I wish that once we reach level 100 we could go back to level 1 but keep all our skills. Like Skyrim. Vote + so the developer might actually see this.

K.O.L.M.

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Feb. 13, 2015

Rating: 2

At CAM 33, If you fail to reach the top, you can not go back to the door and try again. You have to restart the game and if you have beaten 2/3 bosses and then you die and need to do that again, it gets frustrating.

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