spaceboy55

There once existed a land called America but it was plagued with many fat and disgusting people. Many people played on a website named Kongregate and one in particular was very obese. This person was looking around the site and found a profile, so he/she decided to click on it. While he/she read the story he/she realized the story was about herself/himself and he promptly got upset. He/she flipped a table (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) and then ran to his/her room. In this room he pulled out his trusty ________ (add weapon of choice) and _______ (add verb of choice) himself/herself. The end…….. Oh wait you fat Americans will probably demand a moral so here we go. The moral of the story is not to be a fat American who goes around and looks at other profiles…….oh just got an idea