its a nice simple game, I like the humor in it. I think that there is something going wrong with your platform collision detection algorithm. Sometimes when I collide with the SIDE of a platform I will suddenly teleport to the TOP of the platform. This is most noticeable (and annoying) when we are talking about the "side walls" of an area, a couple times I was *poof* off of the top of the screen with no idea how I got there...
Loving this Game 5/5, also...
"Your poor grammar and spelling skills make it difficult for me to address the more fundamentally broken parts of your statement."
has just been stolen and has become my new out of office message.
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Yup, you're officially awesome. :D