MrSlippery is right . . . This game was a grind. But a fun grind.
And the world ended up "paceful," kind of like my sex technique . . . slow, fast . . . you get the picture. It's all about pace.
Hmm . . . .winning the 30 point badge for 175K points on hard is pretty simple once you realize you have to "play with your food before you eat it" by creating long columns of swings that bat the pirates back and forth to score the double points. I made three vertical columns of swings and a row of log rolls and pits along the top to finish off strong pirates.
If your strategy is to kill the pirates right off, you don't get the bonus points when they trigger multiple traps . . . employing a death-by-1000 (swing) cuts should get you almost 300K points . . . great game.
this game blows dick. saucy, spewing, sputtering dick. it blows it. then it blows it some more. then even more. there. i think more work went into this review than the game.
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