spicednutmeg's Comments

I would be interested in continuing this game past the badge if it were not so hopelessly pay to win. You have some interesting game ideas, but a large part of the 'strategy' in this game clearly involves paying money. Yes, there are 'options' without money, but they are laughably inferior. Change you scale: gain more customers: require less ARPU: everyone wins.

You would get a five except for the fact that your title contains an error. It should be Midas's Gold Plus. Good day.

This is one of those very special games which I would rate lower than a 1 if only I had that magical ability. Every penny you make from this game is cursed. You are what is wrong with the game industry. I wish I could give you some constructive criticism on what is wrong, but when it is everything, there's not much I can do to narrow it down

One does not simply infect Madagascar...

I love this game! It's just punishingly hard. That's ok tho. The difficulty matches with the old school style of graphics and puzzle. A gem of a game not to be missed. It's a shame people will be turned off by the difficulty and from dying on the first night (light a fire people!)

HOW do games like this keep getting ratings and badges? HOW?

why does a gorram ARMY of masked robbers assault my mall every night?

lol my score was 666

@DonavonWhitehand that is why they are labeled as 'pseudoscientists!'

The first time I beat the final battle, I got the in game achievement and the game froze. Refreshed, and the second time I beat the final battle, got the Kong badge and the game froze again...

Dammit, now I want pancakes

This has to be the only game in history that actually penalizes you for picking up PIZZA!

This little bastard needs to lose some weight and stop breaking my bridges

All badges in 185 jumps. Easiest way for quick early $$$ is to use the pole vault repeatedly. For hard badge, hit a perfect launch upwards, do several tricks to get a x3 combo, then transition into hand glider while holding up. This will give you a x4 combo while continuing to build your points for the hang glider. Should get 20k+ just in stunt points, a couple thousand for distance and height, x 2.6 mod for 3 groupies + beanie