sporkitude

I’m a spork! My mom was a spoon and my dad was a fork. Everyone said it wouldn’t work out. But, I’m proof that it did.

I enjoy long swims in morning cereals, sleeping quietly in the drawer, and stabbing dinner with my prongs. I also like my nickname, Sporky.

I hate it when people grab me and stick me into the ceiling, or when people use me to hold their used gum. I also dislike being called a mutt, half-breed, etc.