Is it just me, or does Kongregate need a section for game screening. Honestly, theres too many games like this. + if you agree.
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Amazingone
Jul. 20, 2011
I know what went wrong before! You pressed "publish game"!
Finally a game that teaches me how to have the perfect body! Step 1: Smash burgers with a giant hammer. Step 2: Defend your self from flying melons with a shield. Step 3: pull a cart with penguins on it. Step 4: Yell out letters to improve your speed. Step 5: Duck under very muscular birds holding a 100 pound anvil. Thanks so much Animal RaceWay I can finally run a race with a sexy body!
This storyline is greatly moving and saddening, and provoked a very depressing emotional response from me. I was so touched upon seeing the final report that I was nearly brought to tears. This truly is a masterpiece of a game, and is nothing short of beautiful.
Tips And Hints*** With the bat, hit the trees' leaves to get bonus points. Also, the style point add up. Not much, but they help. When you get to a good amount money each time, buy the helmet every time. One mess up can change your whole profit and the helmet saves you. Get perfect when launching... it gives a $1000 bonus... which adds up. -- And a couple things to add: The creator has to lower the price for stuff in the shop. I mean come on! 120k just for the Dumpster. -- Click + to keep alive
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