This must have taken a long time to develop. The visuals are clearly Kruger-Influenced and the game mechanics are the work of a true artisan at his craft. Thank you good sir for showing us lowly developers the light.
Your name is Carl Plopper. You are a woman. You are a bum who likes guitars. Your dream is to learn to tell time. People describe you as being a fool. You don't smoke cigarettes. You would not be described as dog trainer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is chocolate cheese. You love eating DR PEPPER! You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.