starsm's Comments

Oct. 20, 2013

Rating: -2

impossible badges only require two things - determination, and not dying...

Oct. 14, 2013

Rating: 3

*gets CSI agent* me: YEA! *gets emergancy service* me: NOOO *shoots van*

Oct. 12, 2013

Rating: 11

w00t, finally, i got the impossible badge, i think my fingers are broken though

Oct. 12, 2013

Rating: 2

haha, love how he can buy 4 pigs with 10c

Oct. 11, 2013

Rating: 4

The number of times I've found myself screaming "I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" right after I just died is amazing.

Oct. 11, 2013

Rating: -5

what is notoriety?

Oct. 11, 2013

Rating: 5

this game is so good it's been rated 5 stars and a bit!!!! o_O so sad its gonna close D:

Oct. 11, 2013

Rating: -4

you should give us a bonus like 50 gems or double/triple xp or 200k gold or something like that so that we can enjoy the last 2 months of FO :'(

Oct. 08, 2013

Rating: 1

me: *loses* yeah, i know you're a cow, but please, shut up! *realises its not a cow* oh... right... xD

Oct. 08, 2013

Rating: 1

okay, how does putting bits of plastic on a rocket launcher make it do more damage? xD anyways, great game, 5/5

Oct. 08, 2013

Rating: 0

armor: get an extra life! me: an EXTRA life? i had one in the first place?

Oct. 07, 2013

Rating: -2

well, that certainly upgraded my heart rate, lets do it again!! me: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Oct. 07, 2013

Rating: 2

best game i ever played

Oct. 07, 2013

Rating: 5

Tip to get lucky gummies: get aviators level 5, then try to drive into them, not the fuel tank + if this helped! :D

Oct. 06, 2013

Rating: 2

my character's name: me. someone else's name: not me

Oct. 06, 2013

Rating: 6

why am I paying 30,00 for an elastic band?

Oct. 05, 2013

Rating: 13

After over a year of trying to get the impossible badge I finally discover that the hard awards are MUCH easier to get late at night. (but don't stay up all night long trying, you'll get tired, and if you're tired it'll be harder and more annoying when you die!)

Oct. 05, 2013

Rating: 5

*equips "shinki's SG"* *plays song* me: ohh, look, my babies come out of my notes now, awesome!

Oct. 04, 2013

Rating: 2

okay, so nancy lost her trophy in cloudy area, so why dafauq is she in grasslands?

Oct. 04, 2013

Rating: 4

how does an elephant run 88.0 mph and not break the hamster wheel?