Good game. Bad graphics. Brown, yellow and gray... I could draw those levels on paint. Get some more appealing graphics and it will do the game justice.
For a physics game, the physics kind of suck. The egg never bounces at the angle or with the velocity it should. The angled platforms seem to just shoot it fast off to the side it is angled regardless of the direction the egg hit it from. You basically have to resort to a lot of trial and error since you can't really use logic to figure out where and how far it will bounce.
Fix the physics. 2/5
Btw... Rick Roll. Hilarious.
Great game. Only thing: Need to be able to spec and control team members. First boss on fourth zone is way too hard even once you're strong enough because he has a one turn instant kill and a heal over time for 1000 every turn, and your teammates are too stupid to use their moves that remove buffs/debuffs. Even if you play the role of the support character with those moves, you can still easily lose because of CD on debuff remover and the boss can do 1 turn kill as often as he wants. Basically you have to either play him 30 times until you get lucky enough to have the right moves happen, or level to the point where your way over-powered for the boss (which isn't fun at all).
In short, make AI less retarded or add the ability to control teammates moves.
Still 5/5
Nice visuals, but thats about it. No point to extra rooms, the newspaper, or the money. The levels were too easy, and the "grande finale" was clicking a single body guard and watching a video...
Also, trying to make him a family man seemed kinda dumb considering at the beginning of the game he was killing innocent people for cash.
2/5
Very in depth, very well done. Gets boring after awhile but only because you made it massive enough to get to that point XD. Wish I had the determination to finish.
By the way, once you get improved gem bombs, try doing levels by only bombing things. It works and completely changes the gameplay approach. You can do the first few waves of every lvl at once no problem. Lots of fun.
5/5
Meepo, as an artist myself (I go to school for composing music), you're being inappropriate and ignorant. No one is crucifying this guy for making a game they don't like. They're just saying why they don't like it. By your reasoning, how good art is is based on how much time is put into it, not by the quality of the final product, and that only artists of the same craft can critique other artists. This game was made for the general public so that's who's reviewing it. Think before you post.
I enjoyed the game 4/5
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