The news reporter is your wife! She knows where you'll attack from an inside source and everything! Or you kidnapped her and she is forced to tell you.
There should be a support called radio control helmet, you call it in, and it allows control of a zombie for a short amount of time, so we can stop the zombie going for that one dumb girl who runs to the other end of the map.
Amazing game, really good fun. Maybe a bit more rewards for doing things inside dungeons? like for instance, "Your character beat so and so amount of enemies and earned a piece of good armor for your next character."